Those little words... I wonder if one day we'll hear them being used by the defense in a murder trial.
Defense Lawyer: Your honour, it's hardly the defendants fault. He was on hold with Rogers and the computerized female voice just kept telling him that his call was important and that he should remain on the line. I'm sure you've experienced this voice for yourself. The victim just happened to stumble into the defendants office at minute 176 of the wait for support... for this reason we'd like to plead temporary insanity.
Judge: There's no need... I've been in that situation before... I'm waiving all charges, this case is dismissed.
This may seem a little far fetched but I don't think it is. Tonight we had a power outage. Not the end of the world, but it was a pain in the ass. It lasted 5+ hours. I say 5+ because at hour 5 the battery died on the laptop (leaving us with nothing left to do in the house) so we ventured to a midnight matinee. When we returned, the power was finally back on.
So, how does this power outage relate to a comment on the Rogers "helpful" phone system. Well, the power went out at about 7:15pm, we'd just ordered a Pay-Per-View movie (The Pink Panther) at 7pm. Here we are 10 minutes into the actual movie (after I buy my movie, Rogers makes me watch 5 minutes of previews for other movies they are now showing) and I'm without power. I decide I'll call Rogers... they let you cancel a PPV X minutes in and I figure in this case they'll quite easily refund me the $4.99 or give me a credit.
So I call... I'm using a cell phone as we have VoIP in the house, no power means no phone. My phone call lasts 5 minute, we're in the basement and the signal fades. In those 5 minutes I was told that if I wanted french, I should say french, asked what I was calling about (Cable TV, Wireless, etc) and then asked for a category inside the first division (Pay Per View, Technical Support, etc). Then it wants my phone number. I say my phone number 5 times... not once does it get it correct... and then the signal faded.
The second call lasted 20 minutes (that should have been more than enough time to obtain a credit... wrong!) I entered my phone number correctly this time, and then provided the last 3 digits of my postal code (Weird, I always though that C was a letter not a digit). Interesting Side Note: You can run up somebody's cable bill by knowing the phone number associated with their cable account and the last 3 "digits" of their postal code by providing that information and then automatically ordering PPV movies. So, I'm in the
PPV menu, thinking ok I can get a refund... nope. It just starts reading off upcoming PPV movies and telling me I can order them. I press 0 frantically and it tells me to wait while they connect me to someone. I ended up waiting, while the annoying voice repeated the same thing over and over again, until the cell phone battery died. Needless to say I wasted more time than was worth the 4.99 credit, luckily the power was out and I don't feel so bad. I'm going to email Rogers at some point to see if they willingly provide the credit... if they don't, I'll be providing the email discussion here; if they do provide one, I'll let you all know.
So how does this fit into the topics of this blog... it does't have to... it's mine and I wanted to write this... but it does. It made me think back to a simpler time, a time when you could call tech support and speak to the person you wanted to speak with... no automated systems, perhaps at most a receptionist who transfered your call, no one has a system like that these days... everything is automated and it's not necessarily a good thing. It makes me think of the commercial where the guys on the phone with one of these wonderful automated systems and the voice over talks about providing the greatest system of all for phone support... a person. I realize that Rogers wants to have that fancy 1 - 888 - ROGERS - 1 number but I'd settle for dialing 1 - 888 - ROGERS - 2 if it meant I could talk to a person about Cable TV right away instead of dealing with that lousy voice prompt.
Peace,
HT